[quote user="Brian Q."]
"My cat's breathe smells like cat food" - Ralph Wiggum
"Tastes like burning." Ralph Wiggum
rofl. YES. those are some of mine.
I actually have a list on my FB info page of quotes:
"The lesson here is that dreams inevitably lead to hideous implosions." - Miss Bitters (Invader Zim)
"Last Halloween the candy was divided as follows: Half me, half the first kid who knocked." - Friend
"..that's all started going slowly downhill again after warcraft came
prancing back into my life, like an estranged abusive spouse who fucks
so good you can just convince yourself that it's possible to overlook
the fact that every now and then they'll get drunk and mean and throw
you down a flight of stairs." - Friend
"If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck..it's probably a child molesting duck" - Friend [in reference to MJ after his death]
always thought McD was more like crack. Ppl seem so happy when eating
it but when their done its like their coming down." - Friend
"You gotta stop takin life so serious and let it go, make out with the universe." - Mac Lethal
"When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silent."
"Photography is a way of feeling, of touching, of loving. What you
have caught on film is captured forever . . . it remembers little
things, long after you have forgotten everything."